Saturday, August 11, 2012

The First of Seven Deadly Sins - Gluttony


      Welcome to the Korean cuisine critique. Here you'll find ample spice, an equal amount of kimchi, and ever-flowing soju. I hope you'll enjoy and 맛있게 드세요.

      As much as I couldn't believe it when I heard that you can eat out every meal of every day and it'd be cheaper than buying groceries, it seems to be true. Any meal of an abundant portion will range from $4 to $7 with an insane amount of food for 2 people going for $11. I took the glutonous route earlier today and ordered a meal which consisted of the following: a bowl of soup, an even larger bowl of a different soup with long, thick, hearty noodles and crab meat, another large bowl of stir-fried rice, pork, and vegetables topped with a raw quail egg yolk, a triangular rice cake stuffed with a fish fillet and wrapped in seaweed, another rice cake stuffed with dried fish fry wrapped in seaweed, and a drink. All for $11. To put that into perspective, I walked a mile to the store 3 nights ago and bought a fist-sized piece of red meat for $8, proceeded to walk back home only to cook it without any seasoning. Nowhere near as good for the substantial amount of effort. The most interesting part of the aforementioned meal was the rice cake stuffed with fish fry...not fish fry like the Zatarain's that we batter fish fillets in back home, but fish fry as in baby fish larvae. There were millions of them, none larger than the graphite tip on a pencil but they were all dried and dehydrated, glazed with slightly sweet flavor. That taste mixed with the salty brine of the fish themselves makes for an interesting and wonderful zest. I ate a juvenile squid on Friday dried and prepared in this same manner. It's a popular children's snack that can be picked up in any one of the thousands of convenient stores around Busan. I suppose it's akin to beef jerky in the States.
      Kimchi – the unofficial (and probably official) dish of South Korea. The stem of Asian cabbage is sliced into bite-sized pieces, mixed with numerous spices and a variety of sauces, then set aside to ferment and pickle. For how long? A week or two should do it but I've heard it'll keep for as long as 6 to 12 months. Does it taste bad? Not really. Does it taste good? Not really.
      As for table manners...Koreans have completely abhorrent manners by Western standards. Good thing we don't live in the States though! It's actually nice to live in a place where you can make a slight mess with your food, use your hands, and slurp up last drops. It makes me feel like I stand out less when struggling with chopsticks, spilling rice grains, or dripping soup.
      If nothing above whets your appetite, you can always eat here when you come to visit me.

      One last observation; the Korean love for onions may just rival that of any Cajun's.  I'll leave you with a photo of a simple meal that I prepared this past week. It's some species of fish with some species of mushroom with broccoli and cherry tomatoes. It doesn't even cover an average dinner plate and is about $16 worth of groceries plus the trip to and fro and the cooking. Thank Buddha for the restaurants around here!

      And at the request of two fans critics, you may have noticed a few changes to the blog.

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